| 1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Two words: less sweat. 3. On deadline? No problem! 4. Two more words: stress reduction. 5. Makes for an interesting elevator ride. 6. Won't ruin your lipstick. 7. Great way to kill time while stuck in traffic on the way to the beach. 8. Sometimes you just don't want your toes sucked. 9. You don't have to worry about remembering your partner's name. 10. Performance anxiety? What's that? 11. It's something to do while talking on the phone. 12. Doesn't give you enough time to notice he or she smells bad. 13. You can have your after-sex cig in the cab. That is, after having sex in the cab. 14. A line doesn't form outside the bathroom at the party. 15. Dinner doesn't get cold. 16. Pillow talk? What's that? |