Why Engineers Make the Best Lovers

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    10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

    9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"

    8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

    7. We have significant figures.

    6. EK301: The motion of rigid bodies.

    5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

    4. Engineers do it to specification.

    3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

    2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

    1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
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