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The mother went shopping with her small boy. In the store, the grocer invited Sunny to help himself to a handful of cherries. But the boy seemed very backward.
"Don`t you like cherries?" the grocer asked.
"Yes," said the boy.
The grocer put his hand in and dumped a generous portion into the little fellow`s cap, which he promptly held out. Afterward his mother asked him why he had not taken the cherries when first invited.
"Cause his hand was bigger than mine" was the answer.
- Threatening letter... On Christmas, a five year old boy asks his mom will he get anything from Santa.
Mom says, 'No you have been a really bad boy, but if you write a letter promising to be a good boy next year he might give you a present.'
Well, after thinking a while boy... -
Pizza s pieces. Santa and Banta are eating a pizza.
Santa asks Banta, 'Should I cut the pizza into 12 pieces?'
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One of them asks the guard, 'Can you tell us how old the dinosaur bones... - Cowboy Joe! A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink. He`s just about got the glass of whiskey to his lips, when a guy comes running up to the door, and yells 'Hey Joe! Your house is burning!'
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