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Once Mickey Mouse wanted to read Ramayan so he goes to Ajeet
Mickey : Mujhe Ramayan Padhni hai.
Ajeet : Koi baat nahi. Raaabart, isey wall pe chipka do.
Raaabert : Par baas, isse kyaa hoga?
Ajeet : Bevakuf! wo Micky se Wall-Mickey(Valmiki) ho jayega !!!
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Well, after thinking a while boy... -
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