The Black Bra story

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    3 adult ladies have a lunch get together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 5+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

    The engaged girl: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then the married one had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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