| Praful Bhai was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his doctor, a young, recent Bihari medical graduate. The young Bihari doctor listened to him carefully and told him, "Go home, lie down on your tummy, open your ass wide, and ask your wife to pour some Gin down your ass." "What???" said Prafulbhai. The doctor repeated patiently, "Go home. Lie down on your tummy. Open your ass wide. And ask your wife to pour some Gin down your ass." The headache was really killing him, so Prafulbhai went home and, very sceptically, tried out what the doctor told him. And guess what, the headache vanished! So Prafulbhai goes running back to the Doc, and says "Doctor, doctor, where did you learn this amazing cure?" And the Bihari Doctor replies modestly, "Oh that's nothing. They taught us this on our very first day in medical school." "Really?" says Prafulbhai, "This is what they taught you in medical school?" "Yes, of course. They said for a headache you should always prescribe 'Anal-gin'." |