Chef on Board...

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    An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove.

    "Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove.

    "And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove."

    The hostess took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man:

    "The chef said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.
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