| In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples. Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation...!!! KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad? DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white... KID: Now I understand why Grandpa's all hairs are white... Moral: Don't be over smart with today's kids! Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head? Mummy: Because he spoke truth only. Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs... The moral remains the same! |