| A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is taken aback ??? and says, "Thats too gross. Let's try to re-phrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Need something more acceptable." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer." The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year." Chartered Acct: "Brilliant !!! Poultry Farmer it is!" |