| An Australian is walking across the Welsh countryside when he spots a Welshman in one of the fields, going hard at it with one of his sheep. With no hesitation, the man jumps over the fence and walks over to the Welshman, tapping him on the shoulder. "You know mate, back where I'm from, we shear those." The Welshman looks around frantically. "Fuck off mate!" he says, "I'm not sharing this with no-one!" |