| Three friends were discussing intimate matrimonial problems. How best to send a signal to the wife that the husband desired her company? "I have evolved a formula," said Rehman. "All I have to say is, 'Begum, you are looking like a newly-wed bride' and she knows what I have on my mind." "I have a similar formula," said Sham Lal. "I ask her if she is wearing the same sari she wore on the wedding night. She gets the signal." "Why this gol mol, roundabout approach?" questioned Santa. "When I want her company, I simply ring the bell and she comes over to my room." "This is wonderful," agreed his friends. "But how does she communicate to you that she wants your company?" "She has her own formula," replied Santa. "She asks me, 'Santa ji, tuseen ghantee tay naheen vajaaee?'" (Santaji, did you ring for me?) |