Do's and Don'ts for VIPs

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    Indian VIPs on the hit list have been sent an elaborate set of do's and don'ts to elude terrorists on their trail.

    Of these the most important are not to follow a regular routine but vary their timings and change their habits often as possible, e.g. don't go for your morning or evening walk at the same time to the same park, don't go to the same hotel or restaurant every day etc.

    To these precautions, a wit who knows the habits of Indian politicians added: "Don't sleep in the same bed with the same person every night."
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