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    Mother took Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested.

    "Mother, why is that man shaking his stick at the lady?" he asked.

    "Hush; he is not shaking his stick at her."

    "Then what is she screaming for?"
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    "I have evolved a formula...
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    "I would suggest to you, young lady," began the doctor, as he regained some of his...
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    She pointed to a white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said...
  • All-Female Crew As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board and introduced them to the pilot.
    "Your captain is Miss Mary Joystick....
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