| A teacher was giving her six-year-olds class their first lesson about the birds and the bees. "When you grow up, you will get married and after about a year, a bird called a stork will fly in through the window and deliver a baby." A hand goes up at the back of the class. "Yes, Little Johnny?" the teacher asks. "Are you sure you're right about the stork Miss?" "Yes Little Johnny, why do you ask?" "Well, my sister's got a baby and SHE TELLS ME, she got hers from a shag on the beach." |