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    Ladies discussing their sex life...!!!

    Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butler and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."

    Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson's balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob."

    Mrs Taylor is shocked, "How can you both do such thing, It is disgusting."

    Both explain to Mrs Taylor that a blowjob is the best way in getting him to buy Jewellery.

    Mrs. Taylor agrees and says, "I will try tonight."

    Next Day... both are shocked to see Mrs Taylor's face bruised and beaten black and blue.

    "What Happened" they asked...?? Mrs. Taylor, "Mr. Taylor did this." Ladies, "But why ???" Mrs Taylor, "I don't know, I was giving blowjob and all I said was... 'Hey your balls are also cold like Mr. Butler and Mr. Anderson!!!'"
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