Funny 2-liners

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    If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!!!
    That's the power of Smile !!!

    Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman....
    Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!!

    'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody.
    But... 'Jealousy'.... You have to Earn it!!!

    Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall.
    And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch... It'll move on its own!!!

    Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
    1. Polar bears
    2. Penguins
    3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !!!
  • Chinese Products! A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT....
  • You aren't Sterile! A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl...
  • A Dog and a Husband! Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see you, and who will `BITE` you...
  • iPhone 6 Jokes Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
    The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
    iPhone users who`ve been saying...
  • I Need a Job Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
    Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
    Applicant: That`s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor...
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