An Ode to Arnab Goswami

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    Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.

    If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.

    Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh.

    Arnaan Goswami's website says:
    Page Not Found!
    Now thats the question. The nation wants to know: Where the page is?

    If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.

    Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer because he does not use full stop or comma.

    Imagine playing dumb sharads with Arnab Goswami.

    From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting "The nation wants to know."

    Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals.

    Arnab Goswami insures his throat & neck for 100 crores.

    When Arnab Goswami says "I will speak now", everyone looks puzzled, wondering who was speaking till now.

    Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & Google?
    Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence.

    Arnab decided to keep silent on Feb 30th. That day would be observed as world peace day.

    If Arnab & Dolly Bindra get married, their kid would be the most advanced sound system ever built on this planet.
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