| One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class. Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon. Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning. Professor fainted... |