| Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old: 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day. 2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids. 5. Try f***ing in bed because it can save you valuable energy. 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels. So remember, FASTING is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind! |