| After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Pekka on the street. "Excuse me," she said, "were you in the war?" "Yah, I was in the infantry." "Would you mind answering a few questions for a newspaper article?" "Nej, I wouldn't mind at all." "When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?" "I screwed my wife," Pekka said bluntly. The journalist went crimson, and tried desperately to change the subject. "After that, I mean. What did you do after that?" "I screwed her again," he answered. The journalist turned an even darker shade of red. "Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you were finished with all that?" "Then I took off my skis, my heavy backpack and ate." |