| A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "John!!!! What is this?!?" The lawyer retorted, "What is what? I don't know what you're talking about!" The wife replied, "This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!" Quickly, His lawyer instincts kicked in and calmly said, "You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case worth a 5 million I'm handling." She fell on her knees apologising. |