| A little girl was asking her teacher. Girl: Can my mom get pregnant? Teacher: How old is your mom? Girl: She's 40! Teacher: Yes, she can. Girl: Can my sister get pregnant? Teacher: How old is your sister? Girl: She's 18. Teacher: Yes, she can. Girl: Can I get pregnant? Teacher: How old are you? Girl: I'm 12. Teacher: No, you cannot get pregnant. A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, I told you we have nothing to worry about. The teacher fainted. |