| A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants." Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to say, "Fifty-five." The doctor then grabbed Gerry's penis and told him to say, "Fifty-five." Gerry said, "Fifty-five." The doctor then told Gerry to turn around, and putting a finger in Gerry's anus he once again told him to say, "Fifty-five." Gerry said, "One.... Two.... Three.... |