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    An Indian and a Pakistani are out for a morning jog, when they happen upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. Indian says; come on Paki, I’ll show you how we`d handle this in Rajasthan. He pulls his pants down and begins to screw the goat.
    He turns to Paki and says, "Paki, come on, don t you want some of this?"
    Paki says, "Yeah, why not!" Paki then drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence!!!!
  • Fallen ? An old priest when got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery said to them, 'If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I`ll quit!
    everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word...Read for the code word !!
  • Drinks or ? Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
    The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was...
  • Go farther... Banta got married and decided to travel to Manali for honeymoon. As they were driving down the road, Banta reached over and put his hand on his new bride`s knee...
  • Capitals! Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds a guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her.
    The lovely blonde says emphatically, 'But I`m not just
  • F*** Missed ! The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud 'F***, missed!' each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn`t take it anymore.
    'Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will...
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