| FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you. |