Love and Sex

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    Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ?
    Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.

    Redhead: And what is good sex ?
    Bonde: Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.

    Redhead: And what is love ?
    Blonde: Love!!! That's an ethnic minority invention to avoid leaving money on the table.
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