A Blonde Groaner

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    A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts.

    The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them...

    The bartender retrieves the glass and licks the beer off the blonde. Each time he calls for a beer, this happens. So after the third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hits her boobs,he jumps up and starts to lick her breasts... AND SHE DECKS HIM.
    He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning, "Jeez... then why do you let the bartender do it?"
    And here comes the Blonde Moment:
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    The blonde replies, "Because he has a liquor license!!!"
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