Time for Some Quickies

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    Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
    Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!

    The best example of Doosro Ki Khushi Mein Apni Khushi Dhoondhna.
    Watching Porn.

    Antique Question:
    What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
    U: Hero gets the heroine.
    A: Villain gets the heroine.
    XX: All the actors get the heroine.
    XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.

    A lady lost her Panties in the park. She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.
    The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!

    I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
    I said, "Wow!"
    Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."
  • Childhood was Wonderful PUSSY meant a CAT.
    < SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
    BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
    DICK was the name of...
  • The Gay Bar! A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up...
  • Old Lovers! Maude and Claude, both in thier 80s, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other`s company. After several weeks of meeting...
  • That's My Job! A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
    The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
    The Greeter replied, "That`s my job...
  • New Condom!!! A scottish colonel walks into a chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box. The chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it...
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