| An Indian is walking home from a long night of hard partying in the hot morning sun when he finds a cowboy hat on the side of the road. He picks it up and looks at it and thinks, "Niceum hat" and puts it on and keeps walking. Before long a crew truck full of cowboys pulls up and asks, "Hey injun you want a ride?" The Indian says, "Yes... Me takeum ride..." and gets in the truck. They take off down the road and one of the cowboys says, "Hey Indian... You want a beer?" The Indian says, "Yes... Me Like beer..." and starts drinking it. Another cowboy lights up a joint and says, "Hey Indian... You smoke weed?" The Indian says, "Yes... Me like weed..." and has a few tokes. Another cowboy in the back of the truck stands up and unzips his pants and says, "Hey Indian.. come here and suck my dick!" The Indian looks up and says, "Oh, Me not real cowboy, me just findum hat on road!" |