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    Myrddin and Jill are out and about. Jill notices that Myrddin is a bit pissy during the evening, so she finally brings it up.

    "Myrddin, you've been cranky all damned day. What the hell is wrong with you. You're acting like you've got PMS."

    "Naw, I don't have PMS, but I definitely think I'm suffering from the male counterpart. I call it SRH."

    "SRH? What's that?"

    "Sperm Retention Headache."
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