| A salesman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks, "Why???" He replies, "Just a reminder of the bad things out there, in case I want to try something different." She grabs a bar of soap, drops it into one of his socks, swings it in the air, and WHAM !!!! swings it up between his balls..... After much pain, and gathering his composure, asks.... "Why the hell did you do that?" She replies, "Just a reminder of the bad things out there, in case you want to try something different." |