| A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses as well as the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, the girls went with one teacher, and the boys went with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys thought it would be best if she waited outside for them, until one of the little boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting each one up, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. Upon lifting and assisting the last little boy, she notices he was unusually well endowed. "You must be in the 5th grade," she says to the boy. "No, ma'am, I'm not." came the reply. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I sure do appreciate your help!" |