Gayle's Appraisal Interview

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    Gayle: Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.

    Manager: You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as "Innovation Lacking.'

    Gayle: But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well.

    Manager: Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources.

    Gayle: But...

    Manager: Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player. The whole team scored 112 and you all alone made 211.

    Gayle: What ???

    Manager: Yes. So, overall, you are getting a "C" rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.
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