| Santa: You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly. Tech Support: What does it say? Santa: Something about an error and non-system disk. Tech Support: Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside? Santa: No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside. How do I get that one out? Tech Support: It's actually fairly easy if you had the IQ upgraded lately. Have you had that done? Santa: No, I don't think so. I'm always one of the last to get the new stuff. Tech Support: OK, then go tell your manager that I said you qualify for an IQ upgrade. |