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    A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing perfume or something?"

    The girl blushed charmingly and confessed that she was wearing a new perfume that she'd bought especially with him in mind.

    "You smell good, too," she aid, "What do you have on?"

    "Well, I have a hard-on," blurted the young man," but I didn't know that you could smell it."
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