Thawing Your Meat!

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    A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms.

    The man says, "What the heck are you doing?!"

    She replies, "I'm defrosting them!"

    The other guy at the counter says, "In that case, you can cancel my hotdog!"
  • Indian Wife A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.
    Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one...
  • Farak Toh Padta Hai Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi.
    Teacher: Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
    Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle Sex Kiya Hua Tha...
  • Love and Sex! A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...
    Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ?
    Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some...
  • Career in Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained.
    "I tried to be a secretary and failed...
  • The Wedding Night! John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex. "We`ll have to wait until we are married," she told him. So he waits. They are engaged three years, and finally the big day...
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