Starbucks in Hyderabad

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    They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
    Waiter: Kya Hona.
    Customer: Latte ?
    Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.

    Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
    Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahot cuppa Hai.

    Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
    Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo...

    Starbucks closed !
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    Man: Yes, but who are you ???
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