| I met this girl and I told her, "I will give you $20 if you will have sex the way I want it." She said, "No, I'm not some cheap whore." I said, "I will give you $100 dollars if you have sex the way I want it." She said, "I don't know you might be some kind of freak." I said baby, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you have sex the way I want." She said okay.......... So we get done having sex and she said, "Chris, so is what is sex the way you want it....???" I said............."On credit Baby, On credit!!!" |