Give Me Out Your Money!

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    The voluptuous redhead was walking down a dimly lit street when a man jumped out of the bushes.

    "Give me your money," he demanded.

    "I d-don't have any," she managed to reply.

    "Give me your money or I'll search you!" he threatened.

    She repeated that she didn't have any, then gasped as he made a tentative search.

    "You'd better give me your money now," he said menacingly, "or I'm going to really search you!"

    "But I don't have any!" she protested, almost in tears.

    So he really searched her.

    "I guess you were on the level," he finally muttered angrily. "You don't have any money on you."

    "For heaven's sake," she wailed, "don't stop now. I'll write you a check."
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