| By the middle of his senior year, the handsome history major had dated most of the girls on campus. One day, while seated in the student union, he looked up and saw the captain of the varsity football team coming toward him, an angry scowl on his face. "I hear you went out with Susan," the huge fellow said menacingly. "Did you ever sleep with her?" He thought for a moment and then answered, "Yes, once." "Well, I'm her new boyfriend," the boy announced, "and I don't like it at all." "You know," the senior mused, "I didn't like it much either." |