| One man comes home from work and can't find his wife. He is looking for her all over town, calls all her friends, publishes her picture in the paper, but in vain. After two days of searching he returns home and finds his lost wife sitting in the kitchen eating a big plate of pasta. "You're alive?" he shouts and covers her with kisses, "I was so worried about you, where have you been all this time?" "Five men kidnapped me," replied the woman, "Made me into their sex slave for a whole week." "It's horrible my dear!" cries the husband, "But wait, you disappeared only for two days!" "I know!!" replied the woman, "I came back for just a shower and to eat something." |