Pappu Aur Paheli

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    Ek School Mein Madam Ne Bachchon Se Kaha: Aaj Kuch Mazedaar Paheliyan Puchti Hun, Jara Sochkar Jawab Dena.

    Bachche: Ji Madam.

    Madam: Aisa Kaun Sa Paan Hai Jisko Khaya Nahin Jaa Sakta?

    Saaal Sunte Hi Pappu Zor-Zor Se Hasne Laga... Yahan Tak Ki Haste Haste Neeche Bhi Gir Gaya.

    Madam: Kya Hua Pappu? Itni Hasi Kyun Aa Rahi Hai??

    Pappu: Kya Madam, Aap Bhi Na Kaise Kaise Sawaaal Karti Hain? Iska Jawab Hai 'Stanpan'.

    Madam: Nalayak, Gadhe... Iska Jawaab Hai Japan... Jab Dekho Ulti-Seedhi Baatein Sochte Rehte Ho, Nikal Jao Meri Class Se....
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