Nonveg or Veg Biryani ?

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    Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga.

    Tabhi Ek Badi Si Lehar Aati Hai Aur Usko Utha Ke Sahil Pe Phenk Deti Hai.

    Usne Upar Dekha Aur Kaha: Hehe, Kaunsi Biryani, Kaisi Biryani...

    Achanak Ek Aur Lehar Aayi Aur Usko Waapas Samundar Mein Ley Gayi.

    Tab Vo Aadmi Phir Se Uapar Dekhta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: Mera Matlab Tha Chicken Ya Mutton Ya Veg Biryani...
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