Naughty Pappu

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    Pappu Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?

    Constable: Police Station.

    Pappu: Haath Mein Kya Hai?

    Constable: Danda Hai, Kyun?

    Pappu: Apne Peeche Le Lo Isko...

    Ye Keh Ke Pappu Ne Phone Kaat Diya. Constable Ne Number Nikaal Ke Usi Number Pe Phone Kia Toh Pappu Ki Maa Ne Phone Uthaya.

    Constable: Yaha Se Kisi Bachche Ne Phone Kiya Aur Kaha Ke Danda Apne Pichwaade Mein Daal Lo.

    Maa: Kitni Der Pehle?

    Constable: 10 Minute Huye.

    Maa: Ohh... Sorry... Kaafi Der Ho Gayi, Nikaal Lo... Aap Bhi Kahan Bachche Ki Baaton Mein Aa Gaye... ??????
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