Dress Party

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    A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.

    "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.

    "I'm a snail." The bloke replied.

    "What a load of rubbish!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"

    "That's not a naked girl, mate," the bloke replied, "that's Michelle."
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