| Monday was science day. Each child in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class. First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs in a jar. Suzie said, "These are grasshoppers I found in the field behind my house. I punched holes in the lid to let them breath. They eat grass." "Very good," said the teacher, and Suzie went back to her seat. Next up was Bobby. Bobby came to the front of the class with drawing of a volcano. He explained what forms them and how the erupt. "Good job," said the teacher, and Bobbie returned to his seat. The rest of the class presented their science projects in much the same way. Eventually, all but Little Johnny had gone. The teacher reluctantly called on him to show off his project. Little Johnny came to the front of the class with a shoe box. "This is a bullfrog I found in the pond behind my house," he said. "After I caught him, I broke into my neighbor's garage and stole a fire-crackers and shoved it up his ass." "Rectum," said the teacher. "Damn right it recked him. Blew his head clean off." |