Life is Unfair

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    A body-builder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was sun tanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis sticking out.

    Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this penis sticking out of the sand. One of them moved it around with her cane..

    She said to her friend, "There isn't any justice in this world.".

    Her friend asked her what she meant..

    "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I demanded it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
  • Rooster Weathervane ! One day in school, Little Johnny was learning about the weather. The teacher asked, "Class, can any one tell us what animal is usually depicted as a weather vane?"
    Little Johnny`s said, "Yes, they use a cock....
  • Little Johnny's Science Project Monday was science day. Each child in class was supposed to bring something from home to show in class. First up was little Suzie. She goes to the front of the class with some bugs...
  • Female Dentist and Viagra A man goes to a female Dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic injection.
    "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed...
  • Sexsomnia and Sleepwalking A young, naive new bride went to lunch with an older more experienced girlfriend from work soon after returning from her honeymoon. Her newfound friend was enquiring...
  • Most Versatile Gaali Enjoy India`s most versatile sound. `Bhenchod` in 9 diff moods:

    ANGER: Hatt bhenchod!
    FRUSTRATION: Sab Chutiye Hain Bhenchod...
    ACCEPTANCE: Sahi Hai Bhenchod...
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