Scientists' Reunion

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    Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...

    Isaac Newton said he'd drop in.

    Socrates said he'd think about it.

    Georg Ohm resisted the idea.

    Robert Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

    Charles Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

    Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

    Alessandro Volta was electrified at the prospect.

    Ivan Pavlov positively drooled at the thought.

    Andre-Marie Ampere was worried he wasn't current.

    John James Audubon said he'd have to wing it.

    Thomas Edison thought it would be illuminating.

    Albert Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.

    Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.

    Dr Jekyll declined - he said he hadn't been feeling himself lately.

    Samuel Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."

    Carl Friedrich Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetism.

    Heinrich Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.

    James Watt thought it would be a good way to let off steam.

    Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

    And Dr. Sigmund Freud couldn't help but give it the slip!
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