| Santa comes back home from work to find Jeeto has left him a note: Off to the market! He hasn't been *getting any* from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick. He puts the video in, and starts masturbating. He's about to climax when all of a sudden Jeeto comes in, drops her grocery bags, runs over and gives him the blowjob of his life. Then she collects all the bags and goes to the kitchen. Santa is sitting there, stunned, amazed at what just happened. After a couple of minutes he regroups and goes to the kitchen where he finds Jeeto chopping vegetables. He asks her, "We haven't had sex for over six months and all of a sudden you come in..... what happened?!" To which Jeeto replied, "I just cleaned the carpet this morning. I would rather go brush my teeth than to have to clean the carpet again." |