International Yoga day!

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    Two women were talking to each other..

    "Kal mera first time tha.."

    Oh really. kya hua..?"

    Beginning me dheere dheere andar liya aur dheere se bahar nikaala..

    Dheere se kyu..?

    Unhone bataya tha pehle dheere dheere karna hai..

    Ok fir..? Pehle 10 minute tak aise hi kiya. Badi mushkil hui control karne me.. Uske baad..?

    Fir thoda tezi se liya..
    fir aur tez..
    fir aur tez..

    Hmmmmmm fir..?

    Fir jhatke se andar leti gai aur jhatke se bahar nikalti gai..

    Oh my God..

    Saare room me Aawaaz goonjne lagi..
    Kafi der tak kiya..
    tezi se lete aur bahar nikaalte hue dard shuru ho gaya tha..

    Aage bata..

    Bas yaar Ramdev Baba ne kaha aise hi "PRANAYAAM" me Breathing control karo..
    Anand Aayega...
    Happy International Yoga day!
    Hinglish   
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